JEROME DAVID SALINGER

If J. D. Salinger dated Oona O'Neill in 1941 during the Second World War, this J.D. must to dating Onna O'Neesm in 2010s during this continuous cold war; if hopelesly Little Onna fell in love with Little Oona, the Oonanist - we hope - must to falling in love with himself often and falling in love one time in the life with a platonic "Little Leslie"; if he called her often and wrote her long letters, this Pp. must also calling them and wrotar their long worn leggings. After all, Charles Chaplin pregnanted her eight times until her old age per thirty years!